Monthly Archives: February 2011

JT! Flaming Car! Sexy Psycho! That’s one perfect music video!

How to make the perfect music video: Start with a base of Justin Timberlake. Add Scarlett Johansson as JT’s sexy psycho lover.  Then top that off with flaming things like hula hoops and exploding cars. As as added bonus, make sure that … Continue reading

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By the way if the revolution comes…please take my rifles and take my guns

Honestly, I think that the odds of the earth reversing polarity during my treadmill time is much greater than the odds of getting served the video for my new favorite Frank Black song Bullet. But I feel like pretending that … Continue reading

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Without that sultry voice it would be another sad case…

…of Axl Rose impersonating a moderately overweight pirate in sweatpants.

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Would I like this Maroon 5 video half as much…

…..if the sweaty harmonica guy from Blues Traveler was the frontman instead of that handsome Adam Levin? I DON’T THINK SO P.S.  So he came without warning. Yeah, that’s damned inconvenient but is it worth killing a guy? I DON’T … Continue reading

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