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JT! Flaming Car! Sexy Psycho! That’s one perfect music video!

How to make the perfect music video: Start with a base of Justin Timberlake. Add Scarlett Johansson as JT’s sexy psycho lover.  Then top that off with flaming things like hula hoops and exploding cars. As as added bonus, make sure that … Continue reading

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By the way if the revolution comes…please take my rifles and take my guns

Honestly, I think that the odds of the earth reversing polarity during my treadmill time is much greater than the odds of getting served the video for my new favorite Frank Black song Bullet. But I feel like pretending that … Continue reading

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Without that sultry voice it would be another sad case…

…of Axl Rose impersonating a moderately overweight pirate in sweatpants.

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Would I like this Maroon 5 video half as much…

…..if the sweaty harmonica guy from Blues Traveler was the frontman instead of that handsome Adam Levin? I DON’T THINK SO P.S.  So he came without warning. Yeah, that’s damned inconvenient but is it worth killing a guy? I DON’T … Continue reading

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Undulating hipster breaks into digital action figure porn

AND it has Slash!      

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Speedos, raincoats, and tube socks, oh my

There’s nothing on her tongue but Hallelujah. Sorry Leonard Cohen, but the glory is not for you this time because It’s Raining Men, Hallelujah. Ditch the King David for the speedos, raincoats, tube socks, and dress shows. Amen. Leonard Cohen’s … Continue reading

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When men dream about spinning class…

the dream probably looks something like a scene from this classy classic, “You Shook Me All Night Long”. Imagine the concept, say instead of sexy background singers, let’s have barely dressed women in spike heels pedaling road bikes, and hey … Continue reading

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