Robert Plant! On Horseback!

Sometimes during the long run you may find yourself face-to-face with Robert Plant. Well, not quite face-to-face because he’s on horseback, which is weird, but comforting because he is wearing his expected ensemble of rodeo-grade tight jeans and a kind of bolero sweater thingy. If you are running down the sidewalk during mid-day then you are experiencing a well-known symptom of impending heat-induced doom. Let Robert and his mount lead you to a shady pasture; you must stop running and start “cooling baby” immediately.

Robert may start inexplicably wailing appealing about his lemons. Don’t think lemonade stand; this isn’t what he’s talking about.  This symptom probably means that you are running on the Lifestyles dreadmill around 1:30 on a Sunday and tuned into the Hits from Various Olden Tymes music video channel. He’s riding his horse through a swamp and he looks mighty fine doing so. Your timing was impeccable and you found the Lemon Song to inspire and delight you. You earned it after that gasp-worth Ally & AJ “song”, enjoy every moment.

Health tip to remember: Robert Plant horseman apparition outside = DANGER.  Robert Plant horseman apparition inside = DELIGHT. Although we have not covered this in any detail, a headless Robert Plant horseman should probably be considered a bad sign under any circumstances.

It may seem like we are having a communication breakdown because this video is NOT of the Lemon Song. However, I could not find an acceptable video of the Lemon Song in a reasonable time frame and substituted this one instead. Enjoy!

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